Exciting Google Suggestions
Or 'I still have time on my hands, look!'
Starting with "why does", we get:
- why does titan have such a nitrogen-rich atmosphere
- why does salt melt ice
- why does she stay with me lyrics
- why does venus have such a great difference in temperature between its no atmosphere temperature and its actual temperature
- why does my eye twitch
- why does it always rain on me lyrics
- why does it always rain on me
- why does the left ventricle contain more muscle than the right ventricle
- why does it snow
- why does ice float
The frequent occurrence of lyrics is predictable, but the emphasis on anatomy, physical chemistry of water, and alien meteorology is rather fascinating.
In a related story, the slightly less funny "why am i":
- why am i so tired
- why am i always tired
- why am i always cold
- why am i always hungry
- why am i single
- why am i still single
- why am i tired all the time
- why am i dizzy
- why am i not losing weight
And the occasionally absurd "why do":
- why do cats purr
- why do people smoke
- why do men have nipples
- why do we yawn
- why do we dream
- why do we celebrate kwanzaa
- why do men cheat
- why do cats knead
- why do people yawn
Also:
- why will the world end in 2012
- why will the vernal equinox move from pisces into aquarius
- why will the earth end
- why will canada not meet her 2112 kyoto targets
- why will the earth end in 2012
- why will honey never spoil
- why will salt dissolve in water but oil will not
- why will itunes not open
- why will my limewire not connect
- why will a monopoly never operate in the inelastic portion of the demand curve
I dunno, maybe this is an index of gullibility? Is there a correlation between not knowing how to use a search engine and needing to look up the 2012 crap on Google? Mysteries abound! (Although 'why will itunes not open' wins for sheer vagueness factor.)
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